What unites Einstein, James Joyce, and Wagner? Zurich, their shared residence. This lakeside city, adorned with a meticulously preserved old town, magnetizes not only brilliant minds but also people worldwide. Embark on a two-hour stroll through the old town, delving into its concealed alleys and charming squares, to unravel the city's historical tapestry. Together, we decode the mysteries of Bahnhofstrasse, explore the concept of a "procession axis," and marvel at a church boasting a minute-hand that leaps an unprecedented half meter per minute. Brimming with fascinating and entertaining anecdotes, this sought-after tour appeals to both tourists and locals, offering a glimpse into Zurich's rich past and present.